Group get their jobs

Glum-faced Nikki was given something to smile about when Big Brother allocated each housemate with a new career - for the next two days at least.

Bounding out of the Diary Room, Nikki yelped: "I'm the PA. I had to laminate all these cards in there. I love it." Looks like someone's happy to be working nine to five. "I get a one-hour lunch break."
But as she read out the jobs, there were mixed reactions.

Lisa's set for some early mornings as she's the cleaner. Her four-hour shift starts at 6am.

Aisleyne and Pete can dig in from 10am-2pm, as they are the House gardeners. They'll be keeping the garden tidy and looking after the topiary.

Mikey and Richard go Baywatch, as they're lifeguards on six-hour shifts.

Promotions assistant Grace found her job wasn't as glam as it sounds. In fact her role is to hold a sign. For four hours.

Not a natural cook, Glyn was surprise choice for chef. And the poor teenager is on mammoth 12-hour shifts too. Oh well, if it gets hot in there, you can take off all your clothes. Or maybe not.

Imogen pulled the short straw. The new toilet attendant has to sit in the bathroom from 10pm-2am, make sure Housemates wash their hands, and give them a lolly.

And that leaves Lea and Sam, the new house security team, who have to patrol the garden at half-hour intervals through the night. And watch CCTV. No sleeping on the job, chaps.

If housemates don't do their jobs properly, they'll be sacked at their appraisal. If three or more housemates get the elbow, it's basic rations for all.