The toilet seat sprayer is revealed

The phantom toilet-seat tinkler has been unmasked - and it's not a bloke!

According to Richard, a relaxing soak in the tub turned into a front row view of the offender in mid flow!

In hushed tones, he told his giggling audience exactly what he'd seen...

"This doesn't go any further, but when me and Lea were sitting in the bath, Nikki comes in and she sat over the thing taking a piss and she was swaying -- pissing all round the side!"

Mimicking her toilet technique, Richard demonstrated how Nikki's fixation with hygiene means she hovers over the seat.

He was particularly annoyed the finger of suspicion had been pointed at the boys: "All the girls were kicking off about the toilet seat and we got the blame for it!"

Grace was first to remonstrate the messy lady.

"She's very double standarded in that respect," she said of wee Nikki's demand for cleanliness. "One rule for someone and another for everyone else."

"If she cacks off about that f***ing toilet seat, I will mention it to her," assured Richard, "I'll say 'I f***ing saw you pissing on it!'"

Check back later to see if Nikki faces up to her sprinkler system...