Glyn - Can't cook, won't cook!

Glyn has landed the job of chef for this week's task but doesn't know where to begin.

Despite being highly enthusiastic about his new role, which makes him responsible for cooking every single meal, he was left clueless when it came time to begin.

"How do you cook pasta?" he asked Aisleyne, indicating just how lacking his culinary experience was.

Richard took a more positive approach, telling him: "You are going to learn... so when you leave you'll be able to cook. You can ask us all round and cook us a wicked meal."

Later on Richard showed Glyn around the kitchen, introducing him to the cooker: "This is the hob."

Richard gives up with Lisa

Richard has abandoned any hopes of forming a meaningful relationship with Lisa.

The Canadian claims to have tried to forge a connection with the new house cleaner on multiple occasions but keeps hitting a brick wall.

"There are some people I just can't be bothered with any more," he confessed to Sam last night. "One of them is Lisa."

Laying the blame squarely with her, he expanded: "The only thing she says to me on a daily basis is 'Are you alright? Are you alright?' She doesn't engage in any other conversation with me."

He had admiration for Nikki, meanwhile, describing her as "one of those individuals in the house where she realises when she makes mistakes and is willing to own up to them".

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Who nominated who

Big Brother Nominations

Aisleyne picked Nikki and Sam
Glyn chose Sam and Nikki
Grace selected Aisleyne and Sam
Lea's were Nikki and Richard
Mikey nominated Sam and Aisleyne
Nikki wanted Richard and Sam out
Pete chose Lisa and Nikki
Richard picked Lisa and Grace
And Sam voted to boot out Lea and Richard

Both Lisa and Imogen were banned from voting this week. So with nine nominations between them, Sam and Nikki face this week's public vote.

Security guard Lea Walker not impressed

Security guards Sam and Lea found their first night shift a gruelling experience, despite initial enthusiasm that they could spy on their fellow housemates via CCTV.

Heading out to the garden at 2am, with instructions to note down any suspicious activity, the duo were delighted to be able to observe the bedroom activities on their monitor.

"Oooh - something's happening under the cover there!" exclaimed Sam.

"That's Dickie having a tug," deadpanned Lea.

She instructed Sam to note down the "suspicious hand movements under the quilt around the genitalia."

Sensing the opportunity for some mischief, Lea said, "I can't wait to go patrolling - shall we lift their quilts up and frighten them?"

But disillusionment and fatigue soon took over. They were 18 minutes late for their scheduled 3am patrol, and by 3.41am Lea was not in the best spirits:

"I'm bored s***less, I'm freezing cold and I'm still on my period... and I've got to sit in blokes' clothes."

Not even regular trips to the squalid staff room could raise her morale. "This stinks of fish," was her frank assessment of a cup of tea.

"We're probably the worst security guards ever," Sam remarked.

Big Brother failed to give them any sympathy, instead ordering the reluctant pair to patrol for the last 45 minutes of their shift.

As the clock finally struck 6am, they stumbled to the Diary Room to report their findings.

Bet they can't wait for the next shift!

BB Kit Kat Golden ticket winners

Golden ticket mania has spread across the UK. Thousands of people have been searching their empty KitKat wrappers in the hope of finding a ticket. But just who are the lucky people with a chance of entering the Big Brother House this Friday?

There are 56 verified winners, and the ones who pass BB's stringent screening process will all take part in a live final on Friday night.

The contenders include a glam Gran, a former internet stripper and a professional tennis player.

Other lucky winners include:

Professional gambler, journalist and BB fan Ed Murray, who has previously won £26,000 by backing Nadia to win BB5.

Su Lindsey, 50, who claims to be an older 'better looking' version of Lea, and who bought her ticket on eBay for £600.

BB fanatic Susan Carter, who found her golden ticket after buying over 10,000 KitKats, but is actually allergic to chocolate!

One golden ticket winner will be chosen at random to enter the house this Friday, live on Channel 4.

Group get their jobs

Glum-faced Nikki was given something to smile about when Big Brother allocated each housemate with a new career - for the next two days at least.

Bounding out of the Diary Room, Nikki yelped: "I'm the PA. I had to laminate all these cards in there. I love it." Looks like someone's happy to be working nine to five. "I get a one-hour lunch break."
But as she read out the jobs, there were mixed reactions.

Lisa's set for some early mornings as she's the cleaner. Her four-hour shift starts at 6am.

Aisleyne and Pete can dig in from 10am-2pm, as they are the House gardeners. They'll be keeping the garden tidy and looking after the topiary.

Mikey and Richard go Baywatch, as they're lifeguards on six-hour shifts.

Promotions assistant Grace found her job wasn't as glam as it sounds. In fact her role is to hold a sign. For four hours.

Not a natural cook, Glyn was surprise choice for chef. And the poor teenager is on mammoth 12-hour shifts too. Oh well, if it gets hot in there, you can take off all your clothes. Or maybe not.

Imogen pulled the short straw. The new toilet attendant has to sit in the bathroom from 10pm-2am, make sure Housemates wash their hands, and give them a lolly.

And that leaves Lea and Sam, the new house security team, who have to patrol the garden at half-hour intervals through the night. And watch CCTV. No sleeping on the job, chaps.

If housemates don't do their jobs properly, they'll be sacked at their appraisal. If three or more housemates get the elbow, it's basic rations for all.

Nikki and Sam up for eviction

We bet Nikki wished she'd not opened her mouth. Sitting on the sofas awaiting the results of this week's nominations, the 24-year-old turned to Richard, shrugged and said: "Everybody's gotta bite the bullet at some point."

Little did she know it would be her own gob that would be chomping down on the shell.

Once again the housemates were stunned when the results of this week's nominations were announced.

Nikki screamed when she heard her name, while Sam looked gutted.

Jaws dropped from Lea, Grace and Richard, Lisa shrugged, while Aisleyne carried on eating her dinner.

"F****** hell that was a surprise," said Grace, as all the housemates flocked around Nikki, while Pete and Aisleyne commiserated with a sad-looking Sam.

"It was a bit of a shock," said Nikki. "But I dreamt I'd be up anyway."

Nikki was nominated by Aisleyne, Glyn, Lea and Pete. While after less than a week in the House Sam also faces the public vote. Aisleyne, Glyn, Grace, Mikey and fellow evictee Nikki all nominated Sam.

Lisa banned from nominating

Lisa has been banned from voting in this week's nominations for telling Imogen who she voted for last week.

Big Brother called her to the Diary Room this afternoon and reminded her of a lapse late last night, when she revealed she'd voted for Richard and Lea. She was informed she'd broken Big Brother rules, and would be joining Imogen on the sidelines for the next round of nominations.

"Oh s***," she said, holding her hands to her head. "S***," she said again, and about another 25 times after that.

"Sorry, it won't happen again," she then offered meekly, adding: "S***." Lisa left the Diary Room and immediately told Nikki, who described the news as "well poxy".

The toilet seat sprayer is revealed

The phantom toilet-seat tinkler has been unmasked - and it's not a bloke!

According to Richard, a relaxing soak in the tub turned into a front row view of the offender in mid flow!

In hushed tones, he told his giggling audience exactly what he'd seen...

"This doesn't go any further, but when me and Lea were sitting in the bath, Nikki comes in and she sat over the thing taking a piss and she was swaying -- pissing all round the side!"

Mimicking her toilet technique, Richard demonstrated how Nikki's fixation with hygiene means she hovers over the seat.

He was particularly annoyed the finger of suspicion had been pointed at the boys: "All the girls were kicking off about the toilet seat and we got the blame for it!"

Grace was first to remonstrate the messy lady.

"She's very double standarded in that respect," she said of wee Nikki's demand for cleanliness. "One rule for someone and another for everyone else."

"If she cacks off about that f***ing toilet seat, I will mention it to her," assured Richard, "I'll say 'I f***ing saw you pissing on it!'"

Check back later to see if Nikki faces up to her sprinkler system...

Richard wins the shouting task

Richard has been named the loudest shouter of all and has come top in the latest task. He has won a champagne dinner for two and has chosen loser Imogen as his date.

However, as loser in the task, Big Brother has given Imogen a forfeit. She has to talk through a loud hailer until further notice. So, it looks like they're all set for a fun date tonight: Richard, Imogen and the loud hailer.

Glyn came third in the task, Grace came second but the clear winner was Richard. Reaching a decibel level of 112.8 while shouting the word "Butch," he earned the luxury champagne meal for two.

To the housemates' surprise, Richard chose Imogen to join him for dinner so he could "get to know her better." Imogen was ecstatic and thanked Richard profusely. And then mean old Big Brother announced that Imogen was the loser of the task and called her to the Diary Room.

She finally rejoined her housemates with her new best friend, the loud hailer.

Pete thought it was a brilliant forfeit and said he wanted a loud hailer. Nikki said that she would love to have a "fog horn" too.

Imogen found it all quite amusing and joked about how fun her date with Richard will be, with her having to talk through the hailer.

Housemates get new task

At last, the housemates get a task about something they're actually good at... shouting.

The group struggled with trivia and were baffled by maths, but sitting in the Diary Room and screaming their heads off is bound to be up their street. Hell, they do it most of the time anyway.

Big Brother will give them each a chance to shout one word at the highest volume they can muster, while seated in the gold chair. The housemate with the highest decibel reading will be declared the winner. The word they choose to shout must express something about themselves (and it can't be their name).

The winner will get a luxury reward tonight, which they'll be able to share with one other member of the group. The quietest yeller will get a forfeit.

Aisleyne read out the rules this morning, prompting the group to discuss what word they might choose to shriek. Nikki suggested "germs" while Pete considered "constipated".

"Girls will win, with their high tone," predicted Richard.

"F****** hell," boomed Lea.

Imogen missing Sezer already

Imogen, Grace and Lisa have taken Sezer's departure really badly. They are moping around and finding it hard to deal with the loss of yet another gang member.

It's only days since George voluntarily walked out of the House and tonight Sezer became the second housemate to be evicted. Grace and Imogen's group numbers are depleting fast and they know it.

"I'm in full shock," spat a visibly gutted Imogen. Grace knew how she was feeling: "I am. I can't believe he's gone. It hasn't even sunk in."

Nikki then joined in with the whining: "It's so crap without Sezer. It's crap!" Lisa then took the gutted baton, adding: "I don't believe it...I love him."

Bitterly looking over at the two eviction survivors, Lea and Richard, Grace snarled: "Those two are doing my head in, Beavis and Butthead in the corner. They should be in here, George and Sezer."

A lonely-looking Imogen could only reiterate how gutted she was to have lost Sezer, and Mikey joined in the moping: "He was like me f****** best mate."

Aww, Sezer, you might have got a staggering 91% of the vote, but at least the girls in the House love ya!

Sezer gets evicted from Big Brother

The cocky Londoner had been openly confident about beating Lea and Richard in the eviction, but his faith in the female vote proved misplaced as girls and lads alike voted him out in their droves.

But what an eventful 16 days it's been for the 26-year-old stockbroker, who arrived claiming he was God's gift to women, but was criticised for the chauvinistic way he talked about the opposite sex.

The self-styled man's man formed a strong bond with Mikey. But he'll be best remembered for his relationship with Imogen. Sezer pursued the Welsh lass from Day One and they shared many an intimate moment.

Housemates who won't be sorry to see him go include Pete, who claimed Sezer never spoke to him. And fellow evictee Richard will feel the public have vindicated him after his row with Sezer this week.

Who nominated who?

Richard, Lea and Sezer are all up for eviction this week - here's who voted who.

Glyn: Grace & Richard
Grace: Lea & Richard
Lea: Sezer & Lisa
Lisa: Lea & Richard
Mikey: Richard &Lisa
Nikki: Lea & Grace
Pete: Imogen & Sezer
Richard: Imogen & Sezer

Lea, Richard and Sezer up for eviction

Lea, Richard and Sezer have been nominated for eviction this Friday, Big Brother has announced.

The news came as no surprise to Lea - last Friday she told Bonnie that she would be next out - but she was still left teary in the living room when the confirmation came.

Richard looked initially dejected, holding hands with Lea and repeating "it's me and you" before adopting a more comforting persona. "You don't know you're going yet," he told her, suggesting that for all she knew, she could be one of the most popular characters in the house.

Sezer, meanwhile, appeared to take the news in his stride. "I'm alright," he said. "I'm happy about it because I prepare myself for these things." Yesterday he claimed that he would "love" to go up against Lea because he knew he would win.

Housemates turn into geeks

The Big Brother housemates will turn into geeks for their latest task.

For the first part of the task they will undergo an observation test as they spot trains on a railway that Big Brother has installed in the garden.

They will then be divided into three groups to study maths, language or science skills.

They need to pass three out of four tests to win a luxury shopping budget.